• Normal teenager: sneaking out of the house at 1 AM
  • Me: sneaking out of my bedroom to get a bag of cheetos and making myself a sandwich at 1 AM

roseplated:

CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

(via dylanofryin)

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(Source: hipsterinatardis, via dylanofryin)

padalikey:

ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit

(Source: akupitiyo, via a-yeezi)

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